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Joke of the Day

"My attorney likes to earn from my mistakes."

"What's a confederates favourite school festival? the Sumner fete."

"My hooker friend finally got a toilet installed at her brothel. Now she can poop where she pleases."

"I owe so much to X-men, the movie that taught me it was ok to be a terrifying mutant"

"What do zero and nil have in common? Absolutely Nothing"

"It's 2015. I can't believe we're still referring to a dress as colored."

"Only if these women were as thorough in choosing a man as they are in choosing which selfies to upload on Facebook maybe they wouldn't get heartbroken so often."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Warm and a joy to wake up to in the morning : )"

"Why was the Mexican bad at archery? He didn't habanero"

"*primitive gungans defeat battle droids* *Stone Age ewoks beat elite stormtroopers* *improbable underdog story defeats logic and reason*"