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Joke of the Day
"You guys want to hear a joke? Women's rights."
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"At the water cooler, just ""accidentally"" splashed my pants to hide some pee. This Christmas, I'll give the office a chocolate fountain."
"How do you know if you're a bogan? You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids."
"Natural Rights - opposite of natural lefts"
"How did the Scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in is field."
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist bastard."
"Her: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Me: *puts naked Barbie away. 'It's not VooDoo if that's what you think! Her:Freak! Me:Did you feel--anything?"
"SACAJAWEA WAS THE ORIGINAL GOOGLE MAPS"
"Are you looking arround ?"
"What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!"