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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail"

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saurus?"

"It be cool if that Malaysia plane appeared with Amelia Earhart flying it back"

"angel of God: mary u shall give birth to the son of God himself & he shall be named Jesus & shall die on a cross mary: i have a boyfriend"

"Ted Cruz wants a 19% federal sales tax on goods and services made in the U.S. The only thing flatter than this proposal : his personality."

"Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons? LENIN-NADE. Just smack me."

"Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life? He wasn't nosey."

"I like my whisky like I like my women. Left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen"

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist."

"My cardboard girlfriend fell apart when I came all over her. I don't think she was cut out for that kind of thing."