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Joke of the Day
"Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life? He wasn't nosey."
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"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They're making head lines!"
"If I could be any animal I'd pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja."
"What happened when five fat French men got in the lifeboat? Cinq."
"You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire."
"How do you stop a Mexican tank? You shoot the people pushing it."
"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."
"Masturbation is like procasination In the end you're just fucking yourself"
"Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year? Most weddings happen in June."
"What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed? The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray."