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Joke of the Day

"angel of God: mary u shall give birth to the son of God himself & he shall be named Jesus & shall die on a cross mary: i have a boyfriend"

"What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"Did you hear about the sale of lesbian beds at IKEA? No nuts or screwing; just tongue in groove"

"You know that video game, Mario, right? Do you know what his overalls are made of? Denim denim denim"

"How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!"

"How do you organise a party in space? You planet."

"What's an epileptic's favorite side dish? Seizure salad."

"My hus thinks I'm getting up early tomorrow to go to the gym to get all sweaty. But what he doesn't know is that my ""gym"" is spelled ""Jim."""

"Another Calculus Joke! What is a derivative in a derivative? Inflection."

"I just ate a breakfast of champions. There's. Blood. EVERYWHERE."