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Joke of the Day

"My cardboard girlfriend fell apart when I came all over her. I don't think she was cut out for that kind of thing."

"The person who discovered electricity... Must have been quite shocked!"

"Why does Teller piss everyone off when he leaves a party? Goes without saying"

"What do you call a robotic priest? The Sermonator."

"Critics of Islam are advocating the use of pages of the Quran as toilet paper which brings into question ones own wisdom for whipping ones arse with bullshit."

"What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road? The dead cat has skid marks around it."

"Did you hear the one about premature ejaculation? Too soon, man."

"Religion is like stuffing dollar after dollar into a broken Coke machine and having faith that some day it will work for you."

"What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Why don't chicken coops have four doors? They would be chicken sedans"