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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saurus?"
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"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea"
"Nothing worse than wasting a good mood by being around family."
"TIL Diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans"
"The 4th little pig built his house into a windmill. The wolf huffed and puffed and generated enough power to last the whole winter."
"Animal puns. Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm."
"ME: I play for the Philadelphia Eagles. HER: What position do u play? ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever."
"I like my women like my chicken... White meat only."
"When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation. I almost died during finding nemo"
"Just finished reading the Declaration of Independence to my kids, and they went to live with their dad"