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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saurus?"
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"[unzips fannypack filled with jellybeans and some fall out] Dammit [bends over to pick them up and the rest spill out] DAMMIT"
"I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella."
"how do I know I'm old? I can hear teens having a good time and I'm mad about it"
"Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!"
"Signs that things aren't going well: 1) your gums bleed when u brush your hair. 2) u pray for the demise of the same 6 people every day."
"Hotel porn A father checks into a hotel with his children and whispers to the clerk, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies, ""It's regular porn, you sick fuck."""
"What's the Ethiopian national dish? Empty."
"What's the worst thing to hear during sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""
"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers please!"""