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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist."
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"I've been trying to eat healthier so I ate a vegetarian."
"Two birds are sitting on a perch. One bird says to the other, ""Do you smell fish?"""
"Our culture is like a fungus. It's fucking disgusting but it grows on you."
"What would you call Martin Luther king Jr if he was white? Alive."
"I will spend a minimum of three minutes looking for something resembling a spoon before breaking down and washing one."
"What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song? ""Can't Touch This"""
"When will Smith die When Will Smith die we will call him Was Smith?"
"I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."
"Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis? Cause love is what I got"