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Joke of the Day

"Hi, I'm Zack. You might remember me from HR meetings such as, ""We Don't Even Need to Watch the Security Tape to Know It Was You"""

"Urban Outfitters: the most expensive way to look poor."

"Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road? because it was stuck in a crack"

"Two antenna got married.... ... the reception was amazing."

"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt"

"What does a confused student at Hogwarts study? Which craft?"

"When you don't even acknowledge I held a door open for you, I want to pull you back inside by your neck, and say ""now let's try this again."""

"Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!"

"What do you have when lounge chairs multiply? - Baby Sitters. Two chaise... - that's Sofa King Funny!!"

"Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?.... ..because they've got a lot on their mind."