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Joke of the Day
"Urban Outfitters: the most expensive way to look poor."
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"[NSFW] Offensive as Fuck What's big and blue and has 300 nipples? The dumpster outside the breast cancer clinic."
"A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender replies, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve spirits here"""
"My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion."
"I recently threw my dog into the Thames and he didn't sink He always was a good buoy."
"""Ah, Mr Bond, I-"" *closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers* ""-wasn't expecting you."""
"fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever"
"I like my coffee like I like my women..... ....ground up and in the freezer."
"What kind of weather puts a smile on snoop dogg' face? Drizzle.. my nizzle"
"I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats."