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Joke of the Day
"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt"
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"What do American beer and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f**king close to water."
"I like my women how i like my wine 12 years old and locked up in my basement. sorry i had to"
"Boyfriend and Girlfriend are at a baseball game the boyfriend leans over the girlfriend and says, ""I'll kiss you on the strikes, if you kiss me on the balls"""
"I don't like gears on a car, and I hate using them. They've just always looked shifty to me."
"Lil' Kim implies the existence of a larger Kim"
"My Chinese dad told me all Chinese Women look the same... That's why he's a polygamist."
"What does a black person get after sex...??? A life sentence."
"He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him."
"What's the difference between you and a brick? Bricks can get laid."