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Joke of the Day
"Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road? because it was stuck in a crack"
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"Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol."
"That awkward moment when you see a midget eating a mini donut."
"What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink? Hi-C"
"A man walks into a bar... and says ""ouch"""
"I keep hearing ""Just be yourself"" from everyone. I didn't realize so many people want me to go to prison :("
"What is Ke$ha's computer password? Pa$$word"
"You'd think by now the Food Network would have late night adult shows with roast beef, cream pies and salad tossing."
"The worst is when someone ceases but they don't desist. That's some bullshit right there. Gotta do those simultaneously and whatnot."
"Why do people walk by and say ""Hi, how are you?"" but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!"