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Joke of the Day
"Two antenna got married.... ... the reception was amazing."
Next Joke
"Sorry I replied ""yikes"" to your selfie."
"Did you hear about the kid who got his legs blown off? He's a whole two feet shorter."
"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."
"Politicians have more need of diapers than babies because they're full of way more shit."
"What does a black guy get after sex? 20-30 years in prison"
"Why do people make fun of me because I've never grabbed a girl's boobs? I still don't get tit."
"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"What do you call a powerful, asshole-ish potato? A dick-tater."
"""Ok, so you love kids and a clean house? Really, you don't drink but you like to drive?"" Me, interviewing the perfect sister wife"