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Joke of the Day

"Two antenna got married.... ... the reception was amazing."

"Did you hear about the bloke who tried to kiss his girlfriend in the fog and mist."

"Why is Tumblr so odd? Because they can't even."

"Man is like spider... ..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web"

"Where do puppies go when they die? Back into the microwave so I can get in another round."

"A guy I know just posted ""I'm relaxing today, don't bother me"" on Facebook, and let me tell you: I was going to bother him but now I'm not"

"I would shave my beard... but it's kind of grown on me."

"What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."

"They named a cricket tournament after my friend's grandfather. They call it the ashes for a reason."

"Why did roman sculptures have small penises? To get to the other side!"