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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!"

"GUY WHO JUST LOVES SHARKS: Can I pet the sharks? SHARK HANDLER (who sometimes makes bad decisions): Yeah that should be ok"

"Mute goes to a wedding... After the ceremony he won't let go of his dick and everyone's a little put off by his public display. With his free hand, he signs ""Speak now or forever hold your peace""."

"Where did Suze go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"I am sad I can no longer get Arnold Palmer's at restaurants anymore But it looks like I can get an Arnold Embalmer now."

"Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together."

"What do you call a gay dentist? The Tooth Fairy"

"To err is human... To not know what err means is American."

"A San Francisco man is running seven marathons in seven days on seven continents; he's expected to be seven times as annoying about it."

"What is the best url for a bukkake website? www.facefullof.com edit: wow i did not know this lead to an actual site???!!!!"