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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!"

"What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight? Muay Thai"

"What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies."

"If pi is 3.14, then i think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts."

"I wonder if Martha Washington ever got splinters from George's teeth."

"Why are most guys like floor tile? Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!"

"Why were the sneakers so sad? Because they had ten issues."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving for college? bison"

"My buddy told me this hilarious joke earlier about Albert Einstein getting a handjob... What a stroke of genius!"

"When Chuck Norris gives blood... ...he asks for a handgun and a bucket."