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Joke of the Day
"What's a gay man's favorite time? Eight a'cock"
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"Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!"
"I put some doughnuts, ice cream, and snickers bars in my blender for dessert tonight, so yeah-I juice."
"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."
"occupation: the family disappointment"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !"
"What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover? The position of the dirtbag."
"What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'? Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson"
"If you have any snacks left when the movie starts you're a wizard & need to be killed."
"1) My wife and I are fighting 2) My phone has an annoying ringtone whenever someone RTs me 3) My phone is in the room where she's sleeping"