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Joke of the Day

"1) My wife and I are fighting 2) My phone has an annoying ringtone whenever someone RTs me 3) My phone is in the room where she's sleeping"

"One of my stuffed animals just told me I should get back on my meds, I guess someone doesn't want to be part of tea party club anymore."

"What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet? A stay at home dad"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ? Balloon velvet !"

"Did you ""ask"" me or ""axe"" me? Because seriously...... one is murder."

"Your opinion is like a headache Everyone's had one and no one gives a fuck"

"Pick-up Line How 'bout you come to Myspace, so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo then Google all over your Facebook?"

"What does a vegetable get in bowling? A-spare-I-guess"

"Have you heard the latest trend... Have you heard the latest trend that's blowin' up the Internet? It's cyber-terrorism."

"Why can't the train lady have a baby? Because she's miss carriaged.^(is it morbid?)"