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Joke of the Day

"What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'? Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson"

"TIL Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto translates you to ""Thank You Mr. Robot"" The Spanish translation is Muchos Gracias Marco Rubio"

"What do you call gigabytes in Africa? They can't afford computers in Africa."

"Berlin 1945 Ten Soviet soldiers are lining up to rape a German woman. She keeps screaming ""Nein!Nein!"" So one of them left."

"Vaccines comes from doctors --> Doctors are part of Obamacare --> Vaccines are BAD #Bible #AmericanSniper"

"Me: What kind of tools do I need to make a cake? Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this."

"Happy 'Ask a goat what month it is month'. Today is the special day when jokes get mystic powers of expression for certain class of words."

"How do Mexican dogs say ""hello"" when in Japan? Konnichihuahua"

"My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob."

"WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL GERMAN CURRENCY GERMONEY"