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Joke of the Day

"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."

"I just turned 50 today and it's official , my balls are longer than my pecker."

"How do you know if someone has been to Florida? They'll tell you."

"Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory? He threw out all the computers with ""dy"" on them."

"How do philosophers shave off their beards? Occam's razor"

"How come Abraham Lincoln never went to jail? Because he was in a cent"

"How many potato's does it take to kill an Irishman? None."

"What do you call a teacher who's always late for school? Mr Bus."

"scientist: he's going to be identical to you in every way me: every way? [my clone trips stepping out of the machine] holy shit"

"What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen? A pedantry."