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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !"
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"It'd be fun to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off that first mask."
"Take me down to Vatican City where the church loves greed and the Pope's all quitty! - Nuns N' Moses (I'm so sorry)"
"nothing sexier than a Subway Sandwich Artist spreading tuna salad with an ice cream scoop"
"Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride."
"It's a shame that zip is not an on-the-fly compression algorithm."
"[in the woods] Me: *rescues a deer from a bear trap* Deer: I have a boyfriend"
"Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"If vegetarians eat vegetables.... ....beware the Humanist!"
"Today I drove through a huge puddle that splashed up under my car and laughed to myself as I whispered, ""car bidet."""