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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover? The position of the dirtbag."
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"My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta"
"I like my whiskey like I like my women 18 years old and all mixed up with coke"
"1 Bitcoin = 19.62 USD. What does it say about your economy when imaginary internet money is worth more than your ""Real World Money""?"
"I just ordered the wrong meat it was a misteak"
"A Jewish boy asks his father for 50 dollars, to which he replied.... 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for?"
"when asked about the future of artificial intelligence.... some people say it will be a catastrophic cataclysmic calamity.... and some people say that's what she said."
"Why Hitler used uBoots? Because the enemy did nazi them coming."
"What's ISIS favourite meal? Turkey! Its the bomb!"
"Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more."