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Joke of the Day

"how terrible do you think Maria von Trapp's life had to be that she included ""doorbells"" on her list of favorite things"

"What's the difference between a German and a Virgin? one one appreciates good head"

"*Answers door naked* Jehovah's Witnesses... Me: Do you have a moment to let me tell you about my sex life? Here, have this pamphlet."

"My parents are really against my candlemaking habit. One day, I came home, and saw that they had thrown away all of my parrafinalia."

"When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks? In the punchlines."

"I introduced reddit to my girlfriend yesterday Me: So, do you like it? Her: yeah, it was entertaining. Just one question, though Me: Sure, go on Her: Yeah, who is OP. And why is his mom such a whore?!"

"My joke Did you hear about the procrastinator telling a joke. Answer. I,l tell you later."

"What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist."

"A Jehovah Witness Knock-Knock joke: KNOCK KNOCK.."

"Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights.... Like he's a Muslim or something."