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Joke of the Day

"9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?"

"Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs."

"What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked? Cracker."

"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because he conditioned it."

"People are generally unhappy until they get what they want, then the cycle starts all over again."

"Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing"

"what did the breakfast burrito say after an all-nighter? ""I'm egg-sausaged"""

"Why did the Cook cross the road? because there were ""Too Many Cooks""."

"My grandfather was a baker in the army... ...he went in all buns glazing."

"Walk into the club like whatup OWW Walk into the mace like what DAMN Walk into the sword like wha *dies* *flunks gladiator school*"