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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."
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"If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks what would you get? Milk and quackers!"
"My cat just wrote the Great American Novel. Let me read you a page, ""Meow meow meow meow meow meow."" Dunno, think it's a little pretentious."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the poof. Knock Knock? Who's there? The chicken."
"What's a baby hen called? Chic hen"
"I masturbated to Princess Leia the other day It was a hand solo."
"Life's like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people."
"Yet another day I failed to wake up as a giant cockroach"
"What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking JK, Rolling."
"[6:00pm] i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight [11:00pm] yay i did it! [11:01pm] *preheats oven*"