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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a duck on a rampage? Amok"
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"never heard this before Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who ? DISH IS SEAN CONNERY"
"I took my BMW to the mechanic today after a strange light came on. I asked him what it was, as I've never seen it before. Apparently it was called an indicator, does anyone know what it's for?"
"Regardless of what you may hear there's still many women these days who are excellent ""housekeepers"". Seems each time they get a divorce they keep the house."
"Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!"
"A repost walks into a bar Bartender says ""shit, you again?!""."
"Why will Donald Trump never have an amputation? Because you can't stump the Trump."
"Her: ""I'm Romanian"". Me: Like the lettuce?!"
"Chicken and the Egg were sitting in bed. The Egg looks at the Chicken and says, ""we sure answered THAT question."""
"Why did the chicken attend the seance? To get to the other side."