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Joke of the Day
"My husband and I are fighting. There's about a 50 50 chance he knows."
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"Every time I lay down in bed I think 'why didn't I do this sooner?'"
"I can't take anymore of this 50 Shades of Grey promo. It's still your basic Cinderella story. Now she just has a ball gag."
"It just occurred to me that you could substitute Miranda rights for wedding vows. Verbatim"
"Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive? Because he crossed the line"
"What do you call a Mankee who Raps A Rhymeape"
"What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common? You guessed it: we're all white."
"I have laughed at THOUSANDS of jokes where I couldn't understand what the person is saying."
"How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced? a buck an ear"
"What is Buddhism measured in? Oooohms"