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Joke of the Day
"What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."
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"If uncle Jack helps you off an elephant ...would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?"
"What doesn't kill you just makes you injured and really pissed off."
"Bears eating a clown Two bears finish eating a clown and one of them asks the other ""Did he taste funny to you?"""
"A guy walks into a psychiatrists office... ...wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts""."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees."
"Just got out of a 13 month coma Just in time to see my child born!"
"I should write a personal apology to the employees of the sewage treatment plant for what I just sent them."
"You know why it's called Black Friday? Because everything is 3/5ths the original price!"
"A curious tradition -- to look at a newborn baby and say to yourself, ""Because of your DNA, one day you will rule over me."""