129316

Joke of the Day

"[puts a tub of Blue Bell in the cart] Ma'am, did you hear there was a recall? That could be deadly. [slowly puts second tub in cart]"

Next Joke
 
"Why don't witches wear underwear? They have to grip the broom."
"Ladies, do you like the strong, silent type? Then you'll love my farts."
"My friend's getting rich by selling photos of koi in clothes. He says it's as easy as shooting fish in apparel."
"""Knock, Knock..."" ""Who's there?"" ""I Love Mop"""
"I bought these pants 50% off. I guess they're shorts now."
"Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach? Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching."
"I play the triangle in my local reggae band I just stand at the back and ting."
"What do you call 2 people with identical penises? Doppelwangers"
"If your phone auto corrects ""fuck"" to ""duck,"" it's okay to keep it... It's still fowl language."