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Joke of the Day
"Aasians hate the NFL Cause theres no more rice"
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"Data's joke from Star Trek:TNG, please finish it: ""A monk a clone and a ferengi decided to go bowling together."""
"Dropped some rice in water so I put it in a bag of cellphones to dry out"
"What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch? There is no cod"
"How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out? 9 months"
"Did you know that Kraft is building a factory in Jerusalem? They're calling the operation Cheesus of Nazareth..."
"Just seen a fish swim into a wall of concrete Dam"
"""O honey, it looks like you got your period last night. I guess well need to get new shee- wait! Wait one minute!"" ~ Japanese flag designer"
"Mountains aren't just funny.... They're hill-areas!"
"What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job? Oh well that's just uber, isn't it"