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Joke of the Day

"Aasians hate the NFL Cause theres no more rice"

"Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?"

"How does Soylent Green taste? It varies from person to person."

"So Five Night's at Freddy's 3 was announced Is it going to have a dead horse animatronic that you have to beat?"

"post and comment hey nice jokes"

"There was a kidnapping in my neighborhood today... So i woke him up."

"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" - Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Honestly I'm so shit faced I have no idea."

"[first date] I'm really nervous about this. It's been a long time since I've [holds fork up and squints] used silverware."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who had to go to the ER with six toy horses in his anus? They listed his condition as stable."