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Joke of the Day

"When I got my first pube, I left it under the pillow for the Pube Fairy. He came. All over my pillow."

"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is insomnia."

"Chuck Norris' erections hum."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar hahaha"

"Life is like choclate Bitter if you're dark"

"Why didn't Jesus eat bacon? It wasn't because he was Jewish, it's because he didn't exsist."

"TIFU by getting and STD from my Grandma she gave me hepatitis G"

"What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive? Trying to get out of his grave."

"There's something missing... Girl : Can you listen to me ? Boy : what ? Girl : I like you okay , And I feel there's something missing in my hart . Boy : I think it's an E"

"Just because I'm Irish doesn't mean I am always drunk. It means I always want to be."