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Joke of the Day
"Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken"
Next Joke
"My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far, she's only getting a McChicken."
"Why is Obama pro gay marriage? Because he is a cock sucker"
"There are 10 types of people in this world. . . People who understand binary and people who don't."
"A reporter interviewed a 103-year-old woman. ""And what is the best thing about being 103?"" the reporter asked. She simply replied, ""No peer pressure."""
"If I had a nickel for every time my pants have fallen down from carrying around too many nickles."
"Me and my GF split...she sais "" You never listen...."" Or something like that......."
"I just pissed like a horse. Not an easy stance, let me tell you."
"The worst part about online dating is when the girl lists her weight as 115lbs, but when you're lifting her to put her in your trunk, she's obviously well over 140."
"Kmart always smells like if Walmart was found dead in its apartment after three days."