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Joke of the Day

"I dare you to read the New Testament, except substitute every ""Jesus"" with ""Pizza Hut"" and tell me it isn't the greatest business plan ever."

"Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst"

"vegan zombie what does a vegan zombie eat? GRAAAAINS"

"Drew Barrymore Now I just need to colour him in"

"TIL that the toothbrush was made in Arkansas. If it was made anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."

"What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting? Eruptile dysfunction."

"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!"

"You know you teach in a rough neighborhood when... You ask the class what comes after a sentence and they say, ""you make an appeal."""

"Japan is not a Democracy. It's a Constitutional Monarchy. They don't have big erections."

"A blind man walks in to a bar... ...and a chair...and a table..."