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Joke of the Day
"No school tomorrow... Thanks Obama"
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"I was having trouble understanding the importance of the computer mouse... And then it clicked."
"Anyone who uses the phrase ""easy as taking candy from a baby"" has never tried taking candy from a baby."
"Whats the most obvious feature shared by a leprechaun and a sober Irishman? Neither exist."
"Matthew 28, John 20. Luke 24, Mark 21. That means Matthew and Luke will meet in the finals."
"Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented? What are our scientists doing?"
"Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator."
"Where's Finnick? Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2."
"[interview] ""I'm not sure your experience is sufficient for this position."" me: Trump is president ""Touche, you're hired"""
"2 young Christians walk into a bar... But they're under age & can't drink, so they don't really do anything."