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Joke of the Day

"Home Work Jokes jemi:Teacher,would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher,ofcourse not. Jemi:Good because I didn't do my home work."

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer Bartender replies ""For you, no charge""."

"(NSWF) Whats funner than a dead baby A dead baby wearing a clown outfit"

"What do you call a chinese food truck? A Wok in the Park"

"Hey, Reddit. Time for Michael Jackson / Liz Taylor jokes! Go! Please. I can't think of one and I can just sense that this topic is ripe."

"The hot chick I hooked up with last night must be a Berny Sanders fan... Because when I went to go pee, I could feel the burn."

"Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain."

"Berlin 1945 Ten Soviet soldiers are lining up to rape a German woman. She keeps screaming ""Nein!Nein!"" So one of them left."

"Did you hear about the identical twins who robbed a bank? After they were caught, they finished each other's sentences."

"Enrages me when I see guys using cute dogs to pick up chicks. It's like, why did I have kids."