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Joke of the Day
"(NSWF) Whats funner than a dead baby A dead baby wearing a clown outfit"
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"Oh man almost forgot the trash *takes trash out, a nice little sushi place* This is great *sees wife there with the recycling* WHAT THE HELL"
"I was with my mom today when some guy backed into our car. I joked with my mom ""That guy's pull out game is weak."" My mom replied ""Not as weak as your dad's."""
"Why do the Scottish Wear Kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"If I had a dollar for every time a woman found me unattractive... They'd eventually find me attractive"
"I'm no different than any other bachelor. I put my pants on one leg at a time and clean the house once every new girlfriend."
"I've decided to avoid Turkey this Thanksgiving... Way too close to Syria."
"A man walks down a street with his dog Stranger: hey that's a nice dog Man: yes but I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down Stranger: ah how sad, why so? Man: he's fucking heavy"
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"I've noticed something about /r/Jokes... ...all the comments are very punny."