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Joke of the Day
"Enrages me when I see guys using cute dogs to pick up chicks. It's like, why did I have kids."
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"90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom."
"Penguin Joke Two penguins are sitting on an ice float. One says,""It looks like you're wearing a tuxedo."" The other replies, ""What makes you think I'm not?"""
"Everyone wears the left shoe last, Don't believe it? Proof: when we wear 1 shoe, the other one is left!"
"You are? Follow instructions. Say - Eye Spell-map Say-ness"
"10 ways to stop Procrastinating 1."
"What is Benedict Cumberbatch going as for Halloween? Benedict Pumpkinpatch"
"ME EVREY MORNIG: nonono no noNO no NONO NO!!! ME EVREY NIGHT: u know wat wil make my morning amazing?! setting my favorite song as my alarm"
"Why is Germany taking in immigrants because they have the camps."
"A man goes to the zoo The only animal at the zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu"