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Joke of the Day
"Enrages me when I see guys using cute dogs to pick up chicks. It's like, why did I have kids."
Next Joke
"What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam."
"I'm here to tell you the truth about Trump voters! [deluded]"
"How do chickens connect online? faceBAWK!"
"Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy."
"Why do riot police get to work early? ... .... To beat the crowd."
"If Jesus were alive today...what type of car would he drive? A chrysler (Christler)"
"""Crocodile after awhile."" - Yoda"
"I always tell my kids that it's ok to make mistakes as long as you learn how to blame them on other people."
"Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 mins and come out wrinkle free and 2 sizes smaller..."