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Joke of the Day
"Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain."
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"Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says ""hey that's mitosis"". That is my original joke I made A few years ago."
"*rubs magic lamp, genie appears* I wish for World peace. Genie: Can't do it. Million dollars? Genie: Listen bro, I lied on my genie resume."
"What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV? Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain."
"I just got one of those workout watches apparently i've masturbated 5.8 miles today"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boyzone ! Boyzone who ? Boyzone adventures !"
"Two condoms walk by a gay bar... One says to the other, ""Wanna go inside and get shitfaced?"""
"My standards are so high they just recorded a reggae song."
"My son asked my wife what true love was ""It's spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'll miss them"""
"In the earliest part of my life I was a man trapped inside a woman's body. Then mom gave birth to me."