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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chinese food truck? A Wok in the Park"
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"Did you hear about the zygote that joined the army? I heard he was diploid. (I'll show myself out...)"
"What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."
"Just saw a large group of 20 yr olds saying a blessing before eating. Then I realized they were all just looking at their phones."
"On the way in a fox ran across the road ahead of me...I slowed down pretty quick cuz i knew a bunch of English dudes on horses were next..."
"what cant you spell slaughter without? Laughter"
"What's The Difference Between a Redditor and a Calender? A Redditor is a living breathing human being, and a Calender is an inanimate object."
"How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read below] How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read title]"
"Why a giraffe got arrested while driving? Coz he was high :D"
"What is a pirate's favorite TV show? EEEEEE-YARRRRRRRR"