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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the identical twins who robbed a bank? After they were caught, they finished each other's sentences."

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"Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !"
"What's long, hard, 6 inches, and makes the ladies scream when it's put in their mouth or up their vagina? A knife."
"Yes, lady who took two parking spaces. I'm the reason you can't get in your car from the drivers side. Have a nice day :)"
"At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you both get hard."
"Make sure that nobody ever invades your personal space by constantly hula hooping wherever you go."
"Whats the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad didnt cry when I fucked him in the ass."
"Did you hear about the clever nun who got tricked? She was nun the wiser"
"Facebook Friend: I woke up at 3:30am so I could sneak in a 8 mile run. Me: I skipped showering so I could sleep an extra 15 minutes."
"What do you call a shy hamburger restaurant? MeekDonalds"