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Joke of the Day
"My phone died and my buddy said I'm sorry for your loss... Where is the service?"
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"They call me nubby He announced as he entered the bar. One of the regulars ask why? Will let me warn you about telling her to eat it like a hotdog."
"What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea? Space."
"put the punch line in the title how do you piss off reddit?"
"What do you call a Mexican burglar? Juanted"
"How long does it take for a Jew to get 100 meters far? It depends on the wind strength."
"There's a name for people without beards Women"
"""If you're flying with 3 kids, pick the 1 with the highest earning potential & then work your way down with oxygen masks."" -Flight attendant"
"I don't trust a restaurant that advertises ""Now with more bacon!"" because it means they were holding out on me to begin with."
"Well, I did it again. I focused on the one person at the concert who annoyed me and let it ruin my whole night."