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Joke of the Day
"How do you eat soup with chop sticks? Slowly."
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"It's Saturday, so I'm as lazy as the guy who drew the Japanese flag."
"What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards? A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo."
"When you anticipate, you make an ant out of I, ci and pate."
"Just took an opposite selfie of something I saw. Elsie? Otherie? Seeie? Oh, photo. Got it."
"...a dentist on a toothpaste commercial with stethoscope around neck..., if my dentist started to listen to my heart I would freak out."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"As soon as I get to a party, I start saying goodbye; that way I'm out of there within 4 hours."
"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish"
"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks!"