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Joke of the Day

"They call me nubby He announced as he entered the bar. One of the regulars ask why? Will let me warn you about telling her to eat it like a hotdog."

"Why are Japanese people likely to be cannibals? They eat ramen!"

"An invisible man married an invisible woman... Their kids were nothing to look at either."

"I came home from work early today and caught my daughter masturbating with a cucumber ""That's disgusting"" I said, ""I'm meant to be eating that tonight, now it's going to taste like salad."""

"Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids but it's the fathers who are always playing with them."

"There once was a poet on Twitter who grew increasingly bitter. He couldn't surmount the strict character count and so his poems got even shi"

"i once told my girlfriend there was something between me and Taylor swift blank space"

"and on the 8th day, god created a website for u to meet the hot christian singles in ur area"

"They say that Indian Cooks are a jack of all trades... But a master of naan. My girlfriend said this to me when we were getting indian food tonight."

"Yo Mama So Poor.... She can't afford to fly off the handle, when she gets mad, she has to greyhound off the handle."