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Joke of the Day

"What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea? Space."

"What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, ""does this taste funny to you""?"

"If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark with gastritis that keeps throwing up people until they all have fun on the beach."

"Me: Forgive me father I have sinned Priest: Get out of my house M: But it's a big sin P: *sigh* Speak child M: I broke into your house"

"What shoes did the pedophile wear? White vans hah"

"Why did Steve fall off the swing? Because he was a potato!"

"""Let's call it a day."" I don't know what else you'd call it. Calling it a turtle would just sound stupid. ""Lets call it a turtle."" See?"

"Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex They get lemon-aids"

"Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,... why don't you ever smile in my pictures?"