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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take for a Jew to get 100 meters far? It depends on the wind strength."
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"What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism? Allaboo Akbar."
"The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later."
"Problem gambling? Bet you can't quit."
"What's the object of Jewish football? Get the quarter back."
"How is a woman like a bank. You lose interest once you withdraw. Playboy has awesome jokes."
"If you're appraching a 5th wipe you should just take a shower."
"How does a psychic cokehead tell the future? With a magic 8-ball"
"5: ""Dad, to be the man of the house, you need to wear pants."" Me: ... 5: ... Me: ""It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Job's all yours."""
"If storks bring human babies what bring monster babies? Cranes."