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Joke of the Day

"Girl on Facebook Heyy i have not seen u since high school. Me. It's been a while. Her. Yea been married 6 years now : ) Me. Unfriend"

"""Spirits, are you there?"" [ouija board] IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT ""Damn it, we've held a seaonce again!"""

"Why is it I barely have any signal in my house but the fucking Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan??"

"Boxer briefs Digging my Dick out of boxer briefs, is like clawing gum out of shag carpet."

"The Holy Liar A: ""I dont trust in god."" B: ""You're an atheist? :o"" A: ""No, i think he's a liar."""

"""How about a month of obligations, overspending, difficult travel and horrible weather?"" - The pitch for the month of December."

"how to get Rich Stab the motherfucker."

"The plumber came to fix the toilet & said, ""Where is the water main?"" so I turned on the tap & said, ""Right here, main."""

"On a scale from 1 to 10... What is the age of Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?"

"A bird just landed on Bernie Sanders' podium during a speech It's a shame it was just a bird and not 800 delegates"