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Joke of the Day

"how to get Rich Stab the motherfucker."

"Do you know why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's been FUCKING CHICKENS!!!"

"I was listening to 80s music today. You just can't beat Tina Turner. Unless you're Ike Turner."

"What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts? Bill Nye the Seance guy."

"Based on pick up truck commercials, I really should be getting into the crumbled rock industry."

"Did you know? That atheism is a non-prophet organization."

"Billy Joel: You may be right, I may be crazy! But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for... Billy Joel's 3 ex-wives: Yeah. Nope."

"Why was the Pedophile's movie rated PG-13? It only had minor nudity."

"i like how at this walmart they put baby food products in the checkout lane. like oops thats right i have a baby to feed"

"I went to a restaurant with my wife last night and ordered the Hippo soup. I'm still not sure what I'm going to order for myself."