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Joke of the Day

"The Holy Liar A: ""I dont trust in god."" B: ""You're an atheist? :o"" A: ""No, i think he's a liar."""

"How do you pronounce the ""Pao"" in ""Power'? [deleted]"

"We've all heard of Whistler's Mother.... But what about Whistler's Father? I guess you could say that he's out of the picture."

"I'm Jealous of my imaginary friend because he has a real friend"

"When I retire, I want to be a hunter... I wanna go out with a bang"

"Where did socially awkward Nazis get sent? To the conversation camp! (That was a part of my shower thoughts and popped spontaneously into my mind)"

"What does someone have when he can tell you how many guys are in a crowd? Acumen."

"Government shutdown day 7: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever."

"How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? When She fits in your wife's clothes."

"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta"