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Joke of the Day

"In recent years the number of UFO sightings has dropped because of the smart phone. Their users never look up."

"Pregnant Kim Kardashian is moaning in a magazine, ""Nothing looks good on me"" I disagree. A grand piano dropped from a considerable height would."

"I figure I must be Bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year."

"How do you know your sister is on her period Your dads cock tastes funny."

"Didja hear about the new LGBT hockey team gonna play in Boston? (Wait for it ... wait for it ...) Yeah - the Boston Bruouts ..."

"How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before"

"What did the dog say to the old tree? #Bark"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? He still hasn't unwrapped his present."

"Did you hear about the brown paper bag cowboy? He had a brown paper bag hat, brown paper bag boots, a brown paper bag shirt, and a pair of brown paper bag pants. He was arrested. For rustling."

"How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm? Who cares?"