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Joke of the Day

"In recent years the number of UFO sightings has dropped because of the smart phone. Their users never look up."

"""She's so hot. But she had, like, no mascara on. It's a no go for me."" -dudes, according to ladies"

"My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, ""how did the job interview go?"" in front of everyone."

"So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod. Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list."

"A mother borrows her gay son's phone She needed to get in touch with her husband, so she clicked the contact titled ""Daddy bear"" in her son's phone. It was not her husband who answered."

"What do a condom and a fighter jet have in common? A cockpit."

"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"

"Two guys are on a boat with three cigarettes but nothing to light it with. What do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter."

"What does the nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business!"

"Have You Heard The One About The Sheep? It's baaad..."