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Joke of the Day

"Trump is blaming Sanders supporters for the violence at his rally because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for your problems."

"What's the difference... What's the difference between Pussy and Cunt? Pussy is warm, furry and wonderful ! Cunt is, unfortunately, in charge of pussy..."

"Q: What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? A: ""Here come the elephants up over the hill!"""

"Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. It's just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes."

"Really upset about this migration crisis... My SSD's sectors are misaligned, and it's really bugging me."

"What do you say to encourage someone who is masturbating? You do you!"

"What's a ghost's favorite type of car? A Booghati"

"Two Nuns walking down the street...when a streaker.. Two Nuns walking down the street... when a streaker runs past, one of them had a stroke..........the other couldn't reach..."

"RIP Dense Water Vapour. You will be mist ;("

"Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke? You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on ""What is 'good'?"" first."