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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? A: ""Here come the elephants up over the hill!"""

"Why did the pancake cross the road? His friends egged him on"

"As of now, I only know of three Jewish holidays: Hanukkah The Bar Mitzvah The Oscars"

"I had an uncle who was a drunk... tried getting him into other hobbies like sculpting but he was always getting plastered."

"It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, ""We hate corn."""

"Do you know why Morgan Freeman's name is Morgan Freeman? Because his first name is Morgan and his last name is Freeman"

"""Knowledge is a weapon"" said Terry Goodkind which is why the cops can shoot you for holding a book"

"What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist? An Inkling."

"I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white."

"I have separation anxiety so I date a boomerang. It always comes back to me."