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Joke of the Day
"Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. It's just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes."
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"So I tried to enter ""penis"" as my new e-mail password... But my computer said it was too short."
"Teenager: Bae swag YOLO Me: In better times, people who spoke gibberish like that were burned as witches."
"Unix is so disorganized There's a cat in the man pages."
"My girlfriend just told me, I'm sorry I am married."
"Le dice una madre a su hijo ""Me ha dicho un pajarito que te drogas!""... El hijo responde: ""La que se debe estar drogando eres tu que andas hablando con pajaros"""
"WIFE: no no no I loved your vows I just thought you could've used the word 'bloodthirsty' a little less"
"Best asian joke Im writing a speech for best friend's 21st He is Asian Points for immaturity and vulgarity Must be short HELP ME R/JOKES!! Thanks!!"
"Wife: ""Do you want to watch Batman Forever?"" Me: ""I'll watch it for a couple of hours."" Wife: ""I hate you."""
"Why can't clocks keep secrets? Because, time will always tell."